ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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