She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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