He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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