He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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