Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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