no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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