I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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