I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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