I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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