Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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