Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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