and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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