I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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