I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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