You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I enjoy the company of your penis
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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