I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
