Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I got inside last night via doggy door
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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