dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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