Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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