Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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