Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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