we have officially lost it.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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