This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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