Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Randomize
