i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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