maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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