I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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