just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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