god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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