so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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