I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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