margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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