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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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