did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Welp...herpes.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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