just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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