It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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