did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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