dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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