from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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