Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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