He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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