My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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