My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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