i always forget guys have bellybuttons
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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