i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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