Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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