I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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