You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
