so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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