hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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