We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Vodka?
Forever.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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