WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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