FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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