What did we do last night that was yellow?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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