Tell her she can't have a vagina
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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