last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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