I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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