And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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