Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He had one of those small greek statue penises
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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